The fuck is wrong with everyone?
Because you’re procreated from your Dad.
But I nice!

Jesus Christ. It’s you. Spawn of the devil..
I don’t like when I get called that..

I don’t know who your Daddy is, Michael… Maybe you can describe him for me?
He look like me!

Oh—hi sweetie, I didn’t see you there. You probably don’t remember me, my name is Hayden. What did that witch name you?
My names Michael
What a big name for such a big boy! How old are you, Michael?
I’m four!
