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The fuck is wrong with everyone?

alaina-lehrer:

Because you’re procreated from your Dad.

But I nice!

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The fuck is wrong with everyone?

alaina-lehrer:

Sorry sweetie. But I don’t have a… reason to trust you.

Why?

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The fuck is wrong with everyone?

alaina-lehrer:

Jesus Christ. It’s you. Spawn of the devil..

I don’t like when I get called that..

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The fuck is wrong with everyone?

alaina-lehrer:

… Sawyer?

No! Tate!

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The fuck is wrong with everyone?

alaina-lehrer:

I don’t know who your Daddy is, Michael… Maybe you can describe him for me?

He look like me!

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The fuck is wrong with everyone?

alaina-lehrer:

Hi sweetie.

Did you see my daddy?

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The fuck is wrong with everyone?

alaina-lehrer:

Hi my name Michael

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Is that blonde kid who I think it is?

missmurdered:

miniaturedemon:

Oh—hi sweetie, I didn’t see you there. You probably don’t remember me, my name is Hayden. What did that witch name you?

My names Michael

What a big name for such a big boy! How old are you, Michael?

I’m four!

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